Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
He was not being reared right!
Flatman and Ribbon
They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.
Aqua-Vlad
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Because the SeaWeed..
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
