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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing you just run away!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Olympic Games Jokes More Olympic Games Jokes

How much did the Olympic Games cost?

About a Brazillion dollars.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.