Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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It was a brief chase...

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They cantelope.

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He was a card shark!

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Froglights!

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Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S