Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
Because he ran ahead.
They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.
You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
The closing of the Borders.
Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.
Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.
Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Handsfree
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
About a Brazillion dollars.
