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What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!