What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama