What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!