What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.