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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding