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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.