Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.