Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."