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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.