Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.