Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'