Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

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Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.