Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

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Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.