Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.

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Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!