Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH