Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.