Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

Why is it funny when someone fractures their upper arm?

Because it os humerus.

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.