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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

Humerus Jokes More Humerus Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

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What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH