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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.