What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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They revived to much XP

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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It was speeding in a high shear zone

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!