What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc