What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Who's there! Cicero! Cicero who?

Cicero the boat ashore!

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.