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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.