What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.