What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.