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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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