How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.