How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!