How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.