Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.