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Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.