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Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

Why is there so much segregation today?

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