Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.