Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.