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Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)