Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.