Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet