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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!