Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!