Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

Who's there! Alceste! Alceste who?

Alceste to meet him later!

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.