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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.