Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.