Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.