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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.