How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)