How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.