How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!