How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!