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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.