How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Previous Random Joke Next
Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in