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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!