How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.