Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!