Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?

Collie-wood!

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How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!