Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
To go with the traffic jam.
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
A lot of crackling on the line!
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
The hide and seek champion.
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
TB or not TB, that is the question.
Cause it got al dente'd up!
