Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
The A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
To get the meme on the other side.
Because chicken.
A Utahraptor
Because a tuna can!
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
He didn't have the guts for it.
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Cause it got al dente'd up!
