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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

Body Shop Jokes More Body Shop Jokes

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.