Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

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How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.