How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

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What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position