How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.