How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

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What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!