How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

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Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.