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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

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What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.