How did the writer pop the question?

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

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What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.