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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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What is the opposite of peace?

Is the question.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.