What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.