What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

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Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!