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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

My pop is bigger than your pop.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.