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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh