Your holiness
One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
Papa-wheelie!
Pope corn!
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
I said play pope music not pop music.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Another pops up.
Bout tree fiddy.
You take off their hats
Shake that blasphemy
His job.
Ex-Benedict.
Another one popes up.
They've both put their faith in the cloud.
The Pope!
Holy Guacamole
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
Giving the pope an errection
Holy Sheet!
Papal towels.
Without Pope
Pope.
Papal
They're not hole-y.
Tell them to take off their hats
They're both Catholics.
Urban Outfitters
Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
Ex-Benedict
Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.
Do we have any papal towels
Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh
He has so many Bishops!
Because he always came in a little behind.
The balls are just for decoration.
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
An amber alert was issued
It is to get West Nile in the stew line.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
The pope died a virgin
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
Pray-list.
He force quit.
Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww
Audi!
Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
She wanted to be a nurse.
