Your holiness
One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
Papa-wheelie!
Pope corn!
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
I said play pope music not pop music.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Another pops up.
Bout tree fiddy.
You take off their hats
Shake that blasphemy
His job.
Ex-Benedict.
Another one popes up.
They've both put their faith in the cloud.
The Pope!
Holy Guacamole
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
Giving the pope an errection
Papal towels.
Without Pope
Pope.
Papal
They're not hole-y.
Tell them to take off their hats
They're both Catholics.
Urban Outfitters
Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
Ex-Benedict
Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.
Do we have any papal towels
Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh
He has so many Bishops!
Because he always came in a little behind.
The balls are just for decoration.
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
Yule be happy!
He gets stoned.. Badum tsss
A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
Because Chernobyl fallout.
When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.
Nether of them have a pop.
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
The pope died a virgin
Pop music.
Rock and Heavy Metal
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
When the power goes off.
About ten minutes.
It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
