Your holiness
One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
Papa-wheelie!
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Pope corn!
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
I said play pope music not pop music.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Another pops up.
Bout tree fiddy.
The balls are just for decoration.
You take off their hats
Shake that blasphemy
His job.
Ex-Benedict.
Another one popes up.
They've both put their faith in the cloud.
The Pope!
Holy Guacamole
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
Giving the pope an errection
Holy Sheet!
Papal towels.
Without Pope
Pope.
Papal
They're not hole-y.
Tell them to take off their hats
They're both Catholics.
Urban Outfitters
Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
Ex-Benedict
Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.
Do we have any papal towels
Surname
Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh
He has so many Bishops!
Because he always came in a little behind.
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
A buccaneer!
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D
It's ok, he woke up.
Santa Clown
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
The pope died a virgin
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.
Everywhere.
Papal.
