One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
Papa-wheelie!
Pope corn!
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
I said play pope music not pop music.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Another pops up.
Bout tree fiddy.
You take off their hats
His job.
Ex-Benedict.
Another one popes up.
They've both put their faith in the cloud.
The Pope!
Holy Guacamole
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
Papal towels.
Without Pope
Pope.
Papal
They're not hole-y.
Tell them to take off their hats
They're both Catholics.
Urban Outfitters
Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
Ex-Benedict
Do we have any papal towels
Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh
He has so many Bishops!
The balls are just for decoration.
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Pray-list.
He force quit.
Pop.
Buds before suds, bro.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
