What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

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Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's