How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.