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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him??

Will i marry you?

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.