How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.