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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird