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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.