What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.