What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!