Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.