Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.