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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.