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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Atlantis Jokes More Atlantis Jokes

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.