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How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell?

Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong