Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy).