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Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.