Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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With or without "u"