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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

School Jokes More School Jokes

How's school, Hannah?

Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.