What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus