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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

What about the kids?

He asked. I said, "they're still together."

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you