What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!