What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How old are your kids?

Kids

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why are pirates, pirates?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

School Jokes More School Jokes

How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.