What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!