What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!