Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.