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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.