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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.