Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

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Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires