Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.