Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.