Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.