What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's