What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits