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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.