What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.