What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo