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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.