What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

"All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

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What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.