What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.

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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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What do Star Wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people