What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.