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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"...?

Shouldn't it be "Coldth"

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission