What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission