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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

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What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

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What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.