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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.