What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

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What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Nobody's limbs.

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.