Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

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What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

You take the pizza delivery sign off

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Why are Batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox?

They fixed it because they're the fawns

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Gotham City Jokes More Gotham City Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash