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Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

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What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

Gotham City Jokes More Gotham City Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

Rick Grimes ' Jokes More Rick Grimes ' Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!