Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

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Bloke chaps.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

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Christian Bale.

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What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.