Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Go Fission Jokes More Go Fission Jokes

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

What did it say?

Sorry! Gone fission.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.