Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.