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Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

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Christian Bale Jokes More Christian Bale Jokes

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

Go Fission Jokes More Go Fission Jokes

What did it say?

Sorry! Gone fission.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Gotham City Jokes More Gotham City Jokes

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Rick Grimes ' Jokes More Rick Grimes ' Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned