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What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.