What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

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What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee