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Gotham City Jokes

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Love

Love

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

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They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

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Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course