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Gotham City Jokes

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

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What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

Christian Bale Jokes More Christian Bale Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.