Gotham City Jokes

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!