Gotham City Jokes

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

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It was capsaicin.

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What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

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A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Me. Ow.

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

What's a man?

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What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.