Gotham City Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

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Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Christian Bale Jokes More Christian Bale Jokes

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.