Gotham City Jokes

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

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It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.