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Gotham City Jokes

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Love

Love

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

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Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why didn't any of them get wet?

It wasn't raining.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.