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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.