What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.