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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

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What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.