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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.