How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.