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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.