How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.