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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what