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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.