How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited?

It gets an erectron.

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....