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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....