How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.