How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

What is the only bent straight line?

Its One Direction of course.

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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.