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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.