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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

How does Batman store energy?

In BATteries