Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Previous Random Joke Next
Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.