Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.