Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.