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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.