Block Jokes

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Delegate Jokes More Delegate Jokes