How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!