How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.