How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.