Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Half-a-dog!
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.
Plenty o' room.
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
With a cowculator.
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
They only wear Trunks.