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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!