How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.