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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae