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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!