How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant