How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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What do internet pirates have on their legs?

J.pegs

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.