What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

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An elephant with diarrhea

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Because its natural log is 1.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.