What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.