A pit bull.
A cannibal
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
A happy pit bull.
A whale with a table taped to it.
An elephant with diarrhea
To cloud 9
Because 7 ate 9.
It's not, numbers don't have emotions.
The NBA
The finish line of the Boston Marathon.
A Def Leppard.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
Because everything is a steal.
He was delighted.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.
Haremail.
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
