4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

9 Arm Jokes More 9 Arm Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

George Weasley Jokes More George Weasley Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.