4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Remainder Jokes More Remainder Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.