4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What do you call 8 rabbits?

A rabbyte

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

8 Leg Jokes More 8 Leg Jokes

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.