4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

9 Arm Jokes More 9 Arm Jokes

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!