4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.