What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.