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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting