What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.