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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...