Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk