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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.