Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!