Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.