Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
He just couldn't hold it any longer.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
He threw it.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
It deep-ends.
Deep ends really.
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.
6 foot of snot
Aardvarks don't have trunks!