Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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Dementia

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They can't get their trunks off...

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Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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