Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk