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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

Dementia Jokes More Dementia Jokes

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.