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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.