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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.