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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

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What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.