Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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Why was Windows afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

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What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.