How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?