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How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.