How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.