How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we