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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we