What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.