What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"