What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'