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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.