What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

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How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

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When did this start?

And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

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How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.