What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Gold-diggers.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

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Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)