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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.