Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.