Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Huge Problem Jokes More Huge Problem Jokes

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler