Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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Precedent.

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What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

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Netflix and pill