Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Gold-diggers.

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What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.