Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Gold-diggers.

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

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What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.