Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why do black people wear flares?

Because their knee grows

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!