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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.