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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."